Dennis Okari Finally Speaks Of Their Marriage.

It was what many awaited, both fans and naysayers to the marriage of Dennis Okari and Betty Kyallo.

A clear statement from either of them confirming or denying the rumors that their marriage was on the rocks. They two have maintained a silence choosing to ignore the different versions of their said marital problems until now, the head of the house has spoken. Dennis Okari has decided to set the record clear.

Whatever the family may be undergoing, Dennis Okari clearly still loves his wife and family and has said so quite a number of times he may not need repeating it. Here are a few choice lines he has used.

dennisokariSpending time with the little Munchkin. I love my family, the best gift God gave me @bettymuteikyallo

dennisokariNothing makes me happy like watching the two loves of my life @bettymuteikyallo #Ivanna #FeelingBlessed

Dennis Okari This is it. I can't wait to call you my wife @BettyKyalo we've been up against the wall but finally

Oh still his Twitter handle still retain the description; ‘Husband to the most beautiful girl in the world

Vera Sidika Untammed. Photos That Made The Socialite Famous.

Uganda's Police "Sexually" Searching Women In The Name Of Security

Ugandan police officers are not the most disciplined people in the Pearl of Africa.

We’ve seen many videos and photos of Museveni’s boys mistreating and harassing people. Unlike their Kenyan counterparts who show some level of restrain when dealing with women, the Ugandans do not.

Just recently when Besigye was being arrested, one male police officer shamelessly sat on a female MP and the vehicle drove off.

In the past few days, we’ve been seeing pictures of some police officers thoroughly caressing women in the name of security checks.

At first glance, I thought this was a male officer, but I’ve learnt that it could be a female cop. That however does not make the fondling any better.

Betty Kyalo Clears The Air Regarding Her Marriage Rumours.

Betty Kyallo-Okari has refuted rumours doing rounds on social media that she has separated from her husband Dennis Okari.

Last week, a blog splashed that the media couple is going through a turbulent phase in their marriage.

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“KTN’s Betty Okari’s marriage to Dennis Okari hits rock bottom,” was the blog’s headline for the story that has had everyone speculating.

The publication was widely read, shared and set the agenda for social media discussion for a better part of last week through to late this week.

Some blogs even alleged that Betty Kyallo left Okari for controversial Kenyan rapper CMB Prezzo.

Fans consequently took to social media to urge the TV host to “fight for her marriage”.

Arap Kiongo: “Betty Please don’t disappoint me; fight for your marriage, nothing else matters… Fight this battle on your knees hun.”

Faith Guru: “Betty fight for what is rightfully yours keeping in mind you got a smart pretty kid who needs both her mum and dad around her. Strong women don’t give up. Don’t disappoint me and all the other fans. We love you and you are always in our prayers.”

Shikol Njuguna: “This rumour (marriage break up) is worrying me every day and praying hard that it won’t happen.”

Maddie Dola: “I honestly hope and pray that everything is right with your marriage.”

Well, Betty Okari on Twitter put to rest all the speculations and implied all is well in her marriage after a curious and intrepid fan going by the name Emily Mutwiri inquired on Friday.

“@BettyOkari is it true that you left Okari for Prezzo or that is propaganda?” posed Ms Mutwiri.

Betty replied: “Isn’t that the joke of the century! (adds three laughing emojis).”

A keen fan noted Betty’s wedding ring and even sought to put to shame the anchor’s “haters” saying her marriage is unscathed. Lucitta Gal said: “Haters die. She is wearing a ring. Happy marriage dear.”

Dennis Okari is yet to comment on the marriage break up speculations.

Well, there you have it: All indicators point towards an unimpaired marriage between Betty Kyallo and Dennis Okari who are blessed with a beautiful one-year-old daughter Ivanna.

These Are The Top Careers To Find A Wife Material.

Primary school teacher

I repeat......primary school teacher. Not secondary. Primary school teachers love children. They take good care of them. They are not the type to go clubbing and leave their children watching explicit soap operas with the horny mboch. Secondary school teachers are too stressed out from dealing with adolescent teenagers so they wont properly service your manly needs at home. Primary school teachers on the other hand are feminine, nurturing, selfless and most importantly blessedly cheap to maintain. Primo teachers don’t make much mulla so your financial status will always be above hers, guaranteeing a long and healthy relationship.

Stripper

The success of a marriage comes down to two important things – sex and money. Unhappiness always fills in where one of those lacks. Strippers are champions of earth shattering sex. They pin you down and make you cum to your last drop. And before that, you get a free show. The only major drawback is that you might have to share her. I wouldn't advise you to go this route if you are the jealous type. Money wont be a problem either. She can take care of herself

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Mboch

Maids are submissive. They ambitiously pursue domestic glory, not material goals or oneupmanship, so status competition with them will be minimal. Mboches are focussed on developing a home. They are also used to taking orders so they will simply do as you say. There'll be no instances where you say this and she says that.

A mboch has spent most of her life taking care of children so she already knows how to be a great mom and caretaker. She’s patient, wise, and unconditionally loves the people she calls family.

Nurses.

Nurses are loyal. They generally try not to fuck around so much because they understand the risks. They understand that guys are not enthusiastic about marrying women whose vaginas have played host to numerous cocks before them. They also understand that Kenyan men are coy when it comes to taking responsibility of babies. So they always insist on using protection

Another important point worth noting is that nurses are used to caring for patients. This act of service becomes ingrained in their DNA with time hence they end up caring for everyone else around them. Your nurse wife will show concern to your needs as well as those of your la familia at large. Furthermore your health condition will never deteriorate since you'll be forced to live a healthy lifestyle


Mama mboga

The biggest advantage of wifing a mama mboga is the obvious fact that there'll always be food on your table no matter how broke you are. You wont be getting those anger-laden calls of ‘Baba Johnny mbona hukuacha pesa ya nyanya na Sukuma?’. Your wife will always steal two or three leaves out of her spinach bunch and cook.

Self-employed women

Such women either posses crisp business acumen or they had a hardship in life that turned them into survivors. They found their way out and they’re finally creating a life for themselves. They’ve had to fight hard for everything they’ve had in life and because of that they’re independent and expect nothing but true equality in a relationship. They don’t need a man, or anyone else, taking care of them, but when they’re in a relationship they really give it their all.

M-PESA attendant

She is really really faithful. She writes down so many phone numbers of men yet she never calls any of them. An m-pesa attendant can beat any temptation.

Chef/cook

If her job is cooking, wife her my brother. Whether she cooks at a kibanda or at Sarova Stanley doesn't matter. Just wife her. A good meal satisfies a man's soul. Not to forget that we are currently in a society where girls are experts at lighting up shisha pots but fumblers at lighting up jikos.

Having a wife who is excellent at preparing meals also helps you gain societal respect. When visitors come to your house, they leave with endless words of praise upon mouth, thus creating a good name for your family.

Accountant

They say when you decide to marry, then let your bride be a woman who'll shield you from the sharp sword of brokeness and poverty. An accountant is used monitoring every single penny that foes in and comes out. The books must balance both at work and in the family

Model

A beautiful wife is a man's most priced possession. Other men will respect you and hold you in high regard. Models don't eat much too so your food budget will not be that high

This Signatures Of Okoa Kenya Photos Are Shocking."Even Cows Are A Part of The Signatures."

Kenyans have not had a good laugh in a while, until On Wednesday when IEBC paraded some Okoa Kenya signatures to the media.

This week the electoral body put a halt on the movement, saying they did not reach the required 1 million signatures. Of course the opposition fought back saying this was Jubilee talking not IEBC.

On Wednesday however, IEBC revealed what exactly they were dealing with, and unless Cord comes with a better response, IEBC takes the day.

It was clear that most of the signatures were forgeries, with hundreds if not thousands of them clearly done by a single person. Many lacked names or phone numbers, while the majority of signatures were simply garbage.

The one that cracked a lot of ribs is the cow(ish) drawing.

It is sad to think that it is this same opposition that wants to run the government in 2018. Collecting 1 million signatures may not have seemed like a big deal, but now that they’ve failed, it becomes a very big deal. It puts into question their capabilities.

But I’m tempted to think that the reason Cord even pushed for Okoa Kenya and went ahead to present those obvious signature forgeries to the IEBC was in the hope that the IEBC would throw out their referendum drive, so that they (IEBC) can ‘prove themselves unworthy’ of holding the next general elections.

It may seem far fetched, but Raila is a man known for clever political strategies. I would think he prefers winning wars not battles; or marathons not sprints.

But I guess they did not think Isaak Hassan would parade the awful artwork to the media.

President Kenyatta Cries In Public. See Why.

Even the rich and mighty cry. Kenya's youthful and energetic President, Uhuru Kenyatta on Monday failed to control his emotions and wept slowly as he met primary school students who paid him a courtesy call at State House, Nairobi. 

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The President was seen in tears as he took the standard eight pupils who cried in Machakos after shaking his hand on a tour of State House on Monday evening. 

Esther Mwikali and her friend, Pauline Keziah, who attend Katulu Primary School in Machakos County sat in the coveted President’s chair where they chatted with the father of the nation. 

Mwikali first met Uhuru last Wednesday while he was on his way from Tala, Machakos, where he launched the Last Mile Connectivity Project. 

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“Help me become a President like you sir," she told Uhuru with tears in her eyes. 

Uhuru who appeared moved by the girl’s ambitions pledged to help the girls and other students of Katulu Primary School.

Vera Sidika Goes Pantieless And Braless In Kuala Lampur.

Vera is something of an enigma to many. Most do not understand her but this is generally because they try boxing her in their own moral standards. She is the type of lass who wants to be left free to do whatever she wants.

And trust that she doesn’t wait for you to give her permission. This is the type of person most spend their natural lives envying, yet, the only thing they can think of is how much they hate her because they do not have the guts to be like her.

Anyway, she was recently hosting a club party in Kuala Lumpur and things got hella crazy! I mean, she was walking about the lobby of the hotel in a dress that did little to hide her naked frame from onlookers. You have to watch this video!

A Big Blow To Cord As IEBC Dismisses Okoa Kenya Referendum

Showdown looms after the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) threw out the opposition Coalition for Reforms and Democracy’s (CORD) Okoa Kenya referendum push.

IEBC said that CORD failed to reach achieve the one million registered voter support threshold as only 891,598 supported the initiative.

The IEBC, during its 142nd Plenary Meeting held Tuesday, adopted the report on the verification of signatures of registered voters in support of the proposed constitutional amendment presented by OKOA Kenya Initiative.

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The Constitution of Kenya 2010, Article 257(4) states: “The promoters of a popular initiative shall deliver the draft Bill and the supporting signatures to the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission, which shall verify that the initiative is supported by at least one million registered voters.”

IEBC said: “The analysis of the data presented by the OKOA Kenya popular initiative has shown that that the number of valid registered voters supporting the initiative is 891,598. This falls short of the one million registered voters required by law.”

“Therefore, the Commission wishes to declare that the OKOA Kenya proposal to amend the constitution initiative has collapsed by operation of the law.”

Rapper Wangechi Gave Her Producer A Whooping 1 Million Present.

Rapper Wangechi must really have nothing but pure love for her producer Kevin Provoke

The beauty left many stunned at the sight of the speed bike she got her producer on his birthday this past weekend.

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Apparently the artist gifted music producer Kevin Provoke with a speed bike, 2015 Honda cbr650f, worth over Sh1 million.She posted the gift on her social media handles as a surprise to her producer who had no idea what was going on.

Men Sperm Cells Affected By Their Weight. Study Shows.

A man’s weight affects the information passed on through his sperm and could leave his children predisposed to obesity, research in Denmark suggests.

The sperm cells of lean and obese men possess different epigenetic marks, maybe changing the behaviour of genes.

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Dr Romain Barres, the author of the study, said: “When a woman is pregnant she should take care of herself.

“But if the implication of our study holds true, then recommendations should be directed towards men too.”

Part of the research – which was carried out by the University of Copenhagen and published in the journal Cell Metabolism – tested the sperm of six obese men who were undergoing weight-loss surgery.

It looked at the men’s sperm before treatment, a week after the surgery and then for a third time a year later.

Dr Barres said changes to the sperm were noticeable in the men a week after the surgery, and also one year on.

He said although the genetic make-up of the sperm cells was likely to remain the same, he noticed “epigenetic changes”, which could change the way a gene expresses itself in the body.
Dr Barres admits a definitive scientific conclusion for how these epigenetic changes affect the gene is not yet scientifically known.

However, the sperm cell changes he recorded are linked to the genes known for appetite control and brain development.

The five-year study also recorded similar sperm cell changes when it compared 13 lean men – who all had a BMI of below 30 – with 10 moderately obese men.

Dr Barres said his findings have also been corroborated on mice and rats.

He goes on to suggest that there are possible evolutionary reasons why information about a father’s weight would be valuable to offspring.

His theory is that during in times of abundance, it is an instinctive way to encourage children to eat more and grow bigger.

“It’s only recently that obesity is not an advantage,” he said. “Only decades ago, the ability to store energy was an advantage to resist infections and famines.”

Prof Allan Pacey from the University of Sheffield, described the study as “interesting” and said it provided further evidence to support the theory that some characteristics can be passed by sperm, without altering the basic structure of the genetic code.

“Whilst the study examines a relative small number of individuals, the fact that such significant differences can be found in the epigenetic markers of lean and obese men is intriguing and in my opinion worthy of more detailed investigation,” he said.

“Until we know more, would-be parents should just aim to be as healthy as possible at the time of conception and not be drawn to faddy diets or other activities in order to try and influence the health of their children in ways we don’t properly understand.”

Cord Leader Rila Odinga Causes Confusion with His Tight Security In S. Africa.

Johannesburg, South Africa: CORD opposition chief and former PM arrived in South Africa this morning with a heavily armed contingent of 80 white men. This caused anxiety at the OR TAMBO Int’ Airport as the whole facility was cordoned; many travelers thought it was Obama, Pope or president Putin visiting the country. Raila arrived in a chartered flight but it’s believed his heavily armed security carrying some of the most deadly weapons on the planet arrived yesterday. The white men are believed to be from the Zaslon elite commando unit of the Russian army.

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According to a South African security expert Brig (rtd) Dr. Michael Ramphele..

“This type of VIP protection is strange; we only saw president Zuma with the same recently in Burundi and when Mbeki visited Liberia during the war. These are the Zaslon from the Russian Military, and I recall they are only comparable to the USA rangers. These men are armed with AK107 riffles, metal jackets, grenades, smoke coy and can evacuate Raila even from the hands of ISIS. They are highly trained and one commando here can fight an entire battalion of the normal army unity, it means one man here has the fighting skills of 2000 normal armed soldiers and entire police in a province. Apart from the weapons, these men can fight with one hand and even jump from wall to wall like lizards. They are the ones Putin used in Crimea, Beslan, that Moscow theater siege operation and special ops in Syria against ISIL. This is the 3rd heaviest VIP protection in Africa after Mugabe and Al-Sisi of Egypt.”
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What is not clear is how Raila landed these deadly men, but it will be remembered that Raila enjoys close personal relations with Russian president Vladimir Putin. According to our snoops, President Putin has been very worried lately about Raila’s personal security and vowed to intervene during their numerous phone conversations.

It is Putin who is believed to have given Raila the idea of using the heavily armored FORD rangers 2016 Raila is currently using, while in South Africa Raila is using the Canadian KNIGHT XV believed to be the most heavily protected vehicle on earth after the GMC Beast, and weighs over  40 tones. The FX can run 1000 kms on a flat tyre and can withstand 70 grenade attacks—making this car stronger than west gate mall. This car carrying Raila has caused a lot of anxiety with the public as his convoy snakes through University of Mpumalanga to attend the First African Presidential Summit.

A Pupil Brutally Battered By His Teacher Over A love Affair.

A 12-year-old primary school pupil has been left with scars on his body that would perhaps never fade away, all because of love!!

Is it that some teachers are illiterate or they just love ignoring the fact that government banned corporal punishment ages ago??

Just late last February, three fully grown male teachers were caught on camera ruthlessly caning female students at Kavenye Girls’ High School.

Another case of corporal punishment was recently reported in Eldoret but this time round the victim was only a 12 year old boy.

Dunderhead teacher David Webwe used a wire to whip Samuel Mburu after he found out that the class 7 pupil had written a love letter to a class 8 girl.

The incident happened at JoyMax Academy, a boarding school in Huruma Estate in Eldoret town. The teacher inflicted some serious injuries on the boy’s body.

Scars were visible on Samuel’s neck, back and buttocks. The school tried to cover up the story treating the matter with discretion but word got out and the media blew up the story.

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Once I Become President, These Countries Will Be Ejected From America! Trump.

A Popular US Presidential Candidate (Donald Trump) has made declarations insisting that the people from the following African Countries will be sent out of the United States to their home countries, once he becomes the president.

List of countries: Namibia, Cameroon, Gambia, Ghana, Kenya, Lesotho, Malawi, Mauritius, Mozambique, Nigeria, Papua New Guineas, Rwanda, Sierra Leone, Solomon Islands, South Africa,  Swaziland, Tanzania, Uganda, Zambia.

According to Trump:

“They take all our jobs. Jobs meant for honest hard-working Americans and when we don’t give them the job, the Muslims blow us up.”

The politician also noted:

“We need to get the Africans out, not the blacks, the AFRICANS!”. They are everywhere. They’re in Houston taking our jobs. Why can’t they stay in their own countries? Why? I’ll tell you why; They are corrupt. Their governments are so corrupt, they rob the people blind and bring it all here to spend. And their people run away and come down here and take our jobs! We can’t have that! If I become president, we’ll send them all home. We’ll build a wall at the Atlantic shore. Then maybe we’ll re-colonize them because obviously, they did not learn a damn thing from the British!”

Donald Trump is also said to have listed the names of the African countries that will leave when he becomes the president.

His statement of course has sparked controversies as many Africans took to social media to lash at Donald Trump while others supported him. One lauded him, saying his policies are excellent and then challenged Africans to jet back and develop their motherland.

The Deputy President William Ruto And His Co-accused Joshua Arap Sang to Know Their Fate On April 5 At The Hague.

The ICC will on April 5 deliver a verdict on a no case to answer motion filed by Deputy President William Ruto.

The Trial Chamber has ordered Ruto and his co-accused former journalist Joshua Sang to be physically present in court when it delivers the verdict.

A statement on Tuesday said the verdict will be delivered at 3.30pm Hague time.

Ruto and his supporters anxiously await the verdict that may bring to an end a case weakened by witness withdrawal.

Elgeyo Marakwet Kipchumba Murkomen posted on Twitter his hope for a positive verdict.

"By God's grace, April 5 will be our last trip to The Hague," he wrote.

The DP and Sang are fighting for an acquittal without having to go through the laborious process of presenting their defence.

In a 95-page no-case-to-answer motion, Ruto said the witnesses used to confirm his charges never took the stand, leaving the prosecution with a “case built almost entirely on hearsay”.

Through lead counsel Karim Khan, the DP said there was no evidence that he bankrolled the 2007/8 post-election violence and accused the ICC of failing to thoroughly investigate Kenyan cases.

Prosecutor Fatou Bensouda claims Ruto was the head of a multi-faceted network

My Sex Tape Was Leaked. The Former WWE Star Hulk Hogan Sues For A 100 Million Dollars Compensation.

Former WWE superstar Hulk Hogan is seeking $100 million in compensation over a leaked sex tape.

Hogan, 62, wearing his trademark black bandana and a massive silver cross, was filmed having consensual sex with the wife of a friend.

"I was completely humiliated," Hogan, told the court.

The handlebar-mustached performer — whose real name is Terry Bollea — says his privacy was violated by the publication of the one-minute, 41-second steamy encounter.

The sex video was posted by an online news and entertainment site.

Hogan's friend, radio personality Bubba "the Love Sponge" Clem, had an "open marriage" and wanted his wife to have sex with the wrestler, Hogan testified.

After several entreaties, Hogan said he finally agreed, not realizing that the encounter was secretly recorded.

The trial is expected to last several weeks.

Hogan insists that the posting of the video harmed his personal and professional reputation. It was seen online some seven million times, his attorney said in court.

"This man stood there naked, and exposed, to the world," said his lawyer, Shane Vogt.

"This was a pornographic video that was secretly recorded without Mr Bollea's consent, and they knew it."

Nkaissery Says No Military To Be Deployed In Migingo Island.

Interior Cabinet Secretary Joseph Nkaissery on Tuesday ruled out military intervention to resolve the dispute over Migingo Island.

Giving his ministry’s scorecard at the ongoing symposium at the KICC, Nkaissery said the Migingo row will be resolved diplomatically and not through the gun.


Last week, CORD leader Raila Odinga threatened to marshal the opposition to reclaim the disputed Migingo Island if the government does not take action.

Raila said that since President Uhuru Kenyatta has demonstrated failure to repossess the island from Uganda, the opposition will make sure Kenya takes over the Island in Lake Victoria.

The CORD leader accused President Kenyatta of failing to talk to his Ugandan counterpart Yoweri Museveni to withdraw his troops from the island, hence the need to find an alternative solution to reclaim the island.

Some MPs from the region have also been calling for the forceful eviction of the Ugandan Police from the island.

On her part, Defense Cabinet Secretary Raychelle Omamo says Uganda remains a friendly nation.

The row between Kenya and Uganda over the island first surfaced in 2008 after Kenyan fishermen were barred from fishing in the waters.

President Museveni then fueled the tension between the two governments further after he claimed that the water bordering the island is in Uganda while the land is in Kenya. He, however, later withdrew his statement following political pressure.

Then Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki, however, sought to create an aura of calm in the country by reassuring Kenyans that Migingo is in Kenya, despite the fact that at the time, Ugandan security officers had set camp on the island.

A joint border survey committee was later formed to review the process and bring an end to the stalemate, though this did little to resolve the issue which has simmered since then.

The Pope Broke A New Record For Having The Fastest Growing Instagram Account

We’re living in interesting times where cultural establishments like the papacy are opening social media accounts to keep in touch with their following. In Pope Francis’s papacy, we have seen that he is a social media savvy Pope like for example, he has a Twitter account that is available in several languages with over 25 million followers in between them.

Well, according to CNN Money, the Pope has broken a record where his account has broken the record for gaining a million Instagram followers in the shortest time so far (12 hours) which was apparently held by David Beckham.

His first post garnered over 270,000 likes and over 30,000 comments where people from around the world welcomed the Pope to Instagram. As of now, the account has over 1.5 million followers with only 5 posts being shared.

The Vatican had issued a press release on Friday indicating that the Pope will open an Instagram account on Saturday, which interesting enough is just before the Palm Sunday celebrations. The account name @Franciscus was chosen, which is Latin for Francis. They also detailed what the Instagram account will be used for by the Pope:

“Instagram will help recount the Papacy through images, to enable all those who wish to accompany and know more about Pope Francis’ pontificate to encounter his gestures of tenderness and mercy.”

As of now, the Pope has not used fancy filters that are available on Instagram or their native apps like Boomerang and Layout but you never know what he’ll post next.

"I Will Marry My Beautiful Luhya Girlfriend." Willy Paul Says.

Willy Paul is in a relationship with a beautiful girl from Luhya land. This comes a few months after he broke up with his Ethiopian fiance, Sarah Glorious, a lady he was to walk down the aisle with.

During a recent interview with Pulse the singer opened up about his private life and what he is planning to do in terms of settling down. He said,

I have finally decided to settle down. It is something my girlfriend and I discussed while I was away on tour and we have agreed to make our affair public. I will be introducing her to you in a few days

This however comes a few weeks after Fred Omondi publicly revealed he was dating Willy Paul’s ex girlfriend and this might have somehow pushed Willy to introduce his woman too…

I am making this announcement because I am tired of groupies disturbing me. I want to be transparent with my woman. I am fully taken,

The controversial singer described his girlfriend as a beautiful Luhya who has seen him through thick and thin. She is not after the fame or the money like most of the girls he dated before.

She is one person who even used to pay my house rent so this has nothing to do with showbiz. And if you insist on her tribe, I can tell you that she is a beautiful Luhya girl.

Well, if everything works out fine then this might this be the lady he will settle down with?

When I say I want to settle down, this time round, I want you to take me seriously. Soon you will hear wedding bells.

My Boyfriend Leaves Every Night For An Old Sugar Mummy

I left school to spend a month with my boyfriend because we don't really have much going on in school at the moment and I don't want to go home before my parents will start sending me all kinds of domestic messages as if I'm a small girl. But what I'm experience here is really disturbing my heat.
My guy leaves me every night to be with a big woman. I give him any style he wants on bed...
Yet he is bold enough to tell me that the woman is aware that he has a girlfriend, that is me, and he claims she has promised to set up a boutique for him so he can run his own business and take care of me.

I can't just leave this guy because we have been dating for the last 6 years and all my family and friends are aware that we are planning to get married as soon as am done with my school. But this shit is getting me mad. How can I be sharing my man with one old woman that I don't even know?

That woman is wicked. If she wants to help my guy she should just help him and stop sleeping with him.

See What Happens Next.

Foods That Increase Sperm Count.

A) Banana: as i said before in my last post banana contains an enzyme called bromelain which controls s3x hormones and also contains vitamins like A, B and C which promote sperm production and helps the body provide stamina.

B) Garlic: garlic is rich in allicin which promotes blood circulation in the genitals and strengthens the sperm, also with the presence of vitamin B6 and selenium which controls the secretion of s3x hormones and reduces sperm damage.

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C) Milk/Yoghurt: boost your calcium intake with yoghurt, milk and salmon, these also contain vitamin.

D) which also helps to increase Fluid volume.

E) Fruits /Vegetables: fruits like strawberry and oranges which are rich in antioxidants, increases sperm motility, prevents Fluid clumping and improves possibility of fertilization. Fruits or vegetables rich in folic acid eg: spinach strengthens the sperm and prevents sperm damage.

F) Walnuts: walnut not only rich in arginine but also rich in omega 3 fatty acids which has been found to increase sperm count, improve blood flow, helps in fertility and also contains antioxidants that reduces the risk of heart diseases and protect the body from various diseases. Lastly….. water which improves the functioning of sperm and helps the body to increase sperm count.

Male Contraceptive Pill Finally Discovered.

Almost 50 years since oral contraceptives came into place, the option was only available to women but scientist are now closer than ever to developing male oral contraceptive pills.

Contraceptives, also commonly known as birth control are methods used to prevent pregnancy. The most effective methods that have been used for family planning are sterilization by way of vasectomy in men; tubal ligation, intrauterine devices (IUDs) and implantable birth control in women. This is followed by use of oral pills and injections. The most common methods however are the use of condoms, diaphragms and the infamous emergency oral contraceptives.

Today, about 17.5% of women between 15 and 44 are on the birth control pill and it doesn’t seem such a bad idea for men to have their own version; thus scientists are moving closer and closer to figuring out a male birth control pill. This would be seen as a step further in trying to reduce global population growth which is almost hitting the 8 billion mark.

In fertile men, new sperm cells are constantly created in the testicles by a process triggered by the hormone testosterone. One of the goals of the hormonal contraception research in males is to find a way of temporarily blocking the effects of testosterone so that the testicles will stop producing healthy sperm cell. All this needs to be achieved without lowering the testosterone levels to an extent that it triggers side effects such as a significantly decreased sexual desire, weight gain and a decrease in ‘good’ cholesterol. It also has to be irreversible, taking into consideration that a man could still want to be a father in the future.

Why do the male contraceptive pills seem like a good option?

1. Excluding condoms, birth control has traditionally been the responsibility of women. Let’s face it, when it comes to the point where you know something is going to happen with that guy and by unfortunate circumstances he doesn’t have a condom, chances are higher in women consenting to sexual activity with the promise of taking the emergency contraceptive pills before the 72 hour mark is up. But why shouldn’t such a form of responsibility be put on the males as well?

2. The tendency to forget to take the pill is a great risk. We are but human and sometimes, as much as it is an important issue, the chances of a woman forgetting to take the pill cannot be ignored. It would significantly reduce the worry and pressure from the females if the male is also on the pill, such that if by any chance one partner forgets, the worry of unplanned pregnancy is reduced.

3. It will be a life-changing experience to have help from the men in the contraceptive department, with methods other than condoms and emergency contraceptive pills. This will be seen as a form of responsibility for men in the same way as women. The Pill as much as it is effective s they may be also have their adverse side effects. Sometimes hormones can go haywire and a lady may experience a sudden change in her moods and also in her menstrual cycle. The risk of getting blood clots from the hormone progestin is also very high with newer pill versions coming up.

4. Condoms aren’t as safe as people think they are in pregnancy prevention. They can easily break or slip during intercourse. Some people are also allergic to latex, plastic or spermicides; all these are components that can be found in condoms and most will refrain from using a condom due to this reason.

This doesn’t mean that condom use will stop. They still play an important role in reducing the risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases.

The question is whether the ladies will believe a man who says “I am on the Pill!”

The new forms of male contraception is coming sooner than we think and it could change lives, relationships and the sexual experience for all of us.

Meet The Beautiful Sisters Of NTV’s Swahili Anchor Jane Ngoiri

Jane Ngoiri is undeniably one of the most dedicated and talented Swahili anchor in Kenya. She however, prefers to keep her life and family in the low until just recently when I bumped into a few photos of her beloved sisters on her social media handles.
She posted the photos on her gram to introduce the lovely ladies. Judging from the photos, it is clear that beauty runs in the family though they don’t share striking resemblance. Jane Ngoiri captioned one of the photo

Hanging out with my lovely sisters…love you to bits!

Hanging out with my big sister, Mary Niven

SHOCKING! Renown Pastor Converts A Carpet To Food, And Instructs His Congregation To Eat It. See Photos.

Cases of fake prophets and pastors have been rampant in recent past. Controversial South Africa pastor Penuel Mnguni of End Times Disciples Ministries, is the latest one to hit the headlines. Pastor Mnguni who has been in the limelight for all the wrong reasons, recently ordered his congregation to eat a carpet that he was standing on!

Really?? Jesus, come down and save us!

Via the church’s official facebook account, photos of the congregation eating the carpet as ordered by Pastor Mnguni, were posted together with the message below;

“For the Kingdom of God is not a matter of talk but of power”

S*x In The Swimming Pool. A Sweet Encounter!

It’s 9pm on a Tuesday night, two weeks ago. I am at sitting on a bench next to a swimming pool at the backyard of a huge mansion in Gigiri. Halima emerges from deep inside the water in her bikini and rushes to where I am. My narrow gaze devours her body, touching her with dark intent. She is always wearing her buibui but this time it’s different. She dumps herself on my laps then starts kissing me. Her mum just left the country for Dubai a few hours ago, leaving her home alone. She’s the only child. Her dad passed away a few years ago.

As soon as her mum had left, she called me to tell me she is lonely and that I should come over. I did. I mean who wouldn’t? We had only met once before at a friend’s birthday party in Ngong, where I asked her for her number. Since then, it was all chatting and calls until this night. .
This night I took a cab from town to Gigiri. She cooked for me, before we went to play by the pool. Now she is initiating everything, kissing me
My heart races as her hands drop to my boxers. As I slowly get excited, she withdraws from the kiss
“ I want you to bang me the way you write about it in your articles. Prove that you are that good. Prove it to me tonight.”
She is not the first girl to say such words but hers are laced with hunger, with starvation
“I haven’t had sex in 9 months. My mum is very protective over me.” she adds with a woiyee voice.
Halima needs me to service her so bad. The horniness is all over her face. She needs to still the screaming demand pulsing through her now.
She watches in anticipation as my head rises, my lips parting. She aches for that renewed kiss. Needs it. Desire and unruliness combines as the rushing adrenaline begins to build inside her.
But it isn’t a kiss that I give her. My teeth rake over her neck, the incisors sharp but gentle, scraping over her pulse before moving to her shoulder
Then i bite her. Not deep. Not enough to break the skin, but the flashpoint of pleasure/pain that has her arching to me, a moan sizzling past her lips.
“I’ll give you what you want”, I growl as i move from her then picke her up quickly in my arms.
The next second, I am immersed at the shallow edge of the pool, water levels reaching my chest, hard fingers gripping her ankles to jerk her forward, pulling her covered jewel directly to my waiting mouth as she lies on the hard floor with only her feet in the water
I claw at her panties, yanking them out. Fabric might have ripped. I am not too sure.
Halima hadn’t expected it. She expected soft, gentle foreplay and lots of teasing. Most men focus on too much foreplay because they feel the need to compete with a woman’s past lovers. They tease with the need to ease and impress. They draw out the foreplay and the pleasure until a chic lost all desire to finish the act.
I am not most men
She is my feast, spread out for the taking. I rub a finger over her clitoris. She screams. She’d sworn to me via text that she never screams. The pleasure that tears through her is exquisite. Terrifying. There is no warning of the ecstasy that is ripping through nerve endings of her smooth skin and convulsing her womb .
My tongue licks, laps and pushes her higher, making her jerk forward to a sitting position
“Shiiiiit…..yes…” She screams as her hands grab my head like a ball. She jerks in response to the sudden, fiery sweetness that begins to attack her.
Under the water, my ‘D’, is stone hard, wrestling the warm and gentle waves of the pool.
Halima’s thighs clench around my head as her hips rock, her lungs struggling for air. She tilts her head upwards to stare sightlessly towards the stars and the moon.
I give her no respite. I don’t intend to have mercy on her. I insert a finger in her as I keep licking, touching her, from the inside out. My hands, my lips, my tongue all collaborate to send her senses to heaven. Trigger points of electric ecstasy vibrate through nerve endings that had gone without touch for much too long.
I whisper my need for her, my hunger for her, driving her to the limits of her own sensuality. Perspiration dampens her body, making her slick, wet,
Halima finally comes in volumes and arches, driving her punani tighter against my mouth, making it difficult for me to escape the released fluids. Her legs tremble in response to the grip she has on me.
After the pleasure invasion is all over, she confesses to have never had orgasm from a C.J before. That was her first.

Before she can anticipate or even consider my next move, I jump out of the water. And I am naked. I have left my boxers floating in the water. Gloriously aroused, my ‘D” stands out from my body, flushed and engorged.
“It’s your turn to return the favor,” i snarl as my hand grips her waist only to toss her into the water. The next second, I am sitting in the same position she was in. She occupies my previous position too, immersed in water up to her shoulders, ready to suck. She takes off her bra so that she’s completely naked in the water. Cool air skates over her breasts.
My right hand grips her hair as my left one grips the straining length of my erection, looking to insert it in her mouth. Her eyes are gleaming gold in reflection to the moonlight as her pouty lips opens, her tongue swiping over the engorged crest.
“Hell yes,” i let out a groan as i slowly fed the damp head of my ‘D” into her mouth.
I watch as her mouth surrounds the several inches of my manhood. My eyes center, not on hers, but on her lips.
“There’s no pulling out, Halima,” i warn her then. “You‟ll take it all. Every fucking drop of cum I can spill into that hot little mouth.”
She whimpers, as much from the domineering eroticism as from the act itself. I thought she would protest to my intentions to spill in her mouth but I am wrong. If i thought any act of defiance would come from her, i was mistaken. She keeps sucking
Halima pulls back for a second to say something
‘You are huge”, she compliments my penis, before getting back to work.
Her other hand cups my tight balls, her fingers playing them, rolling them as her palm grips the sac firmly. I snarl again, a hard growl leaving my throat as the muscles of my thighs flex and the head of my ‘D’ throbs.
My hands tighten in her hair now as my hips begin to move. I pumping into her mouth in short, hard strokes. Her tongue rakes beneath the head, pressing, stroking, and she is rewarded by a pulse of pre-cum, heated, earthy, the taste of it firing an almost explosive response inside her.

This Lady Will Leave Team Mafisi Salivating. See How She Moves The Thing!

Dancing to a smooth tune may sometimes make it difficult to shake the assets, as compared to the dancehall music. It requires some dancing prowess to dance to a smooth and low tone tune like Diamond's.
Check out on the lady below.

                                                                                       

Live S*x Lesson. This Machakos Male Sexologist Inserts His Fingers In A Lady’s Private Parts As He Practically Demonstrates How To Achieve An Orgasm.

Forget the famous Getrude Mungai, Maurice Matheka Makau is the real deal in offering lungula oriented sessions.
The Machakos sexologist made one of his female clients squirt infront of the audience. He offered a practical lesson to demonstrate how to stimuli the vagina to achieve orgasm and squirt.
The lady who was used as a guinea pig for Makau’s practical s3x session ejected a jet of god knows whatever fluid from her punani the moment the sexologist repeatedly stroked her v*gina.
The class laughed but you could tell they were eager to experience what the lady was feeling. Makau charges his clients a fee of Kes 1000 for a practical session on how to squirt.

A deposit of Kes 10,000 is needed to confirm booking. Well, if you have the guap why not try a practical lesson on how to squirt?

Chrome Vodka To Become The Official Sponsor Of The Boy Band Sauti Sol!

Things are good for Kenyan boy band Sauti Sol. Chrome Vodka has just become the official sponsor of their “Live and Die in Afrika” tour. The tour, which is the first of its kind in Kenya, will see the group do live stage performances in Kisumu, Eldoret, Nakuru, Machakos and Mombasa to popularize their album, which has already proven to be a big hit in the local charts, going platinum within 37 hours of its launch.

“This venture brings to life the strong connection between Chrome Vodka’s innovative leadership as a credible, premium quality vodka and Sauti Sol’s legendary appeal in afro pop music” said Anne Joy Muhoro, EABL Kenya Marketing Manager, Mainstream Spirits. “Chrome Vodka aims to support local talent and at the same time drive a brand that resonates with our target consumer”

“Sauti Sol is Kenya’s pride in the music industry; young men who have a vision that they are successfully bringing to life; they have managed to build a strong brand in both local and international markets. They have achieved this through the power of determination and dedication and these are the characteristics that resonate with both Chrome and Sauti Sol’s target consumers,” explained Marek, Managing Director, Sauti Sol Entertainment.

Live and Die in Afrika was added to BBC Africa’s Top 10 tracks of 2015 and OkayAfrica’s Top 15 Albums of 2015. Sauti Sol were also listed as Billboard Africa’s Most Promising Group, The Standard Newspaper’s 2016 Agenda Setters and Drum Magazine Africa’s 2015 Movers & Shakers. Sauti Sol is an award-winning afro pop group from Kenya.

The band has won Best Group in East Africa (2016 Bingwa Awards), Best African Group at African Muzik Magazine Awards (2015 AFRIMMA) and an MTV EMA Award for Best African Act in 2014.

The partnership is a synergistic combination of two powerful brands that will work towards pushing the “Dream Big, Be Bigger” #ShineOn campaign.

FOR THE LOVE OF THE D*CK. NJOKI CHEGE TELLS ON WOMEN FOR DICKMATIZATION

You know you must and should dump his dumb ass that breaks your heart in very small pieces, countless times, your friends have told you that the nigga doesn’t deserve you! but Lo and behold, you remember his dick game is on cloud 9, it leaves you feeling like you’ve been re-born! …YOU call him to apologize for what HE did to you! That’s Dickmatization!!!

Dickmatization is when a guy loser or not lays his blackish muscle pipe on you and in you, you become all hypnotized. You can’t think, you can’t stop texting his never-replying ass. You cannot stop yourself from calling him 100 times a day of which he only picks 1 call and ignores all others asking him when he is coming over. You become STUPID, totally loony, from 100% intelligent woman to a dumb ass girl who cannot think clearly and objectively.

Dickmatization has claimed so many women’s sanity… Most Kenyan girls are Dickmatized. This epidemic includes intelligent beautiful, high-class women who have great jobs, and great positions in their companies. Your status doesn’t matter Dickmatization is real! its an epidemic, I can be dickmatized too, but I don’t let that shit get to me, you got to make me feel good in other areas too, so should you, every woman is capable of being dickmatized!

All over this town, you see pretty women in ‘relationships’ with thugs that have dickmatized them completely! When a woman gets good sex from a loser and she gets stuck for life! Just look around you, how many women are keeping losers in their houses? How many women are paying bills for these boys with long dicks? How many women are begging these boys with huge Ds not to leave, how many are paying off these boys to stay in their beds? count and tell me…!

A perceived good dick is making sleeping women wake up at 4 am to open the door for a drunk thug so that she can get the glorious morning wood that will make her late for work and eventually fired! Perceived good dick has made women give these boys their cars to roll around the hood with as the women take public transport. A perceived good dick has made women be sending these men a good 10k as a ”Good Dick allowance’ every two weeks [so that they do not leave]

Dickmatization will have you shave your hair coz the thug said so, it will make you have breast implants because the D owner thinks you’ll be prettier that way, Dickmatization will have you bleach your face coz the nigga threatens to leave you for a white chick. Dickmatization will have you quit your job just to stay at home and get dicked all day!

SO! Are You Dickmatized?

•Girl, if a man lives in your house, sleeps all day, hangs out with his friends with your money, you’re Dickmatized!

•If your stupid-ass baby daddy who doesn’t support you nor his child still comes to get some pussy and you agree fully to it, you are chronically Dickmatized!

•If you are a single mother and you allow this man to come bang you when your kids or kid is around, you are stupid, and you’re also dickmatized [please don’t traumatize children with sexual drama I beg.

•If you have a ‘Husband’ who pretends he is depressed for lack of job for the last 13years, he sleeps all day, you pay all bills, the kids school fees plus his small sister’s college fee, and still give him depression allowance because he is great in bed anyway, Woman, you’ve been dickmatized!

•If he gives you nothing more than YOUR bedroom match and his praying-mantis styles on fleek, then after he leaves all you feel is sadness and emptiness, you are Dickmatzed!

•If he hasn’t married you but beats you, black and purple for not cooking on time, then dicks you immediately and you smile and forgive him, you are under the Dickspell!

•If when he threatens to leave, you cry and kneel to beg, when he doesn’t do anything else for you including changing your bulbs, you’ve been severely Dickmatized!

•When he only visits you once in three months and you still throw him a birthday party that he gets late to show up for or even doesn’t show up at all, girl you’re Dickmatized!

•If he asks you to hide in his closet because his landlady is knocking, and you still insist on giving him your freaky self the next day, girl, you are so Dickmatized!

•If he lives in Kisumu and you travel all the way from Kiambu to go be dicked every weekend, you’re very Dickmatized!

•He came into your life and you abandoned your family & friends? you’re Dickmatized!

Good sex i mean a good D, after a long dry-spell period can impair your judgement and you’ll agree to every foolishness the thug tells you and makes you do. You’ll agree to threesomes and other things you swore you couldn’t ever do before.

Most women are sex starved so when they land on a moron with a big D, they lose it, they get stuck like glue. These men know when we are starved, they can smell it that’s why Harry’s Team Mafisi sacco exists, they know what we want and how much, and how to control us.

Yearning for the D is what we call, Being dick hungry, you don’t care how dirty the thug is, you only care for his hung man’s, you look at his huge hands, his big shoe, his giant thumb and you start perceiving that for huge D and your brain convinces you that the D is here to smash you forever and maybe, just maybe, after you give him your hungry pussy, he will fall in love with you instantly! The bad news is, men do not operate like we do, they can have sex with 100 women with zero attachment unlike us, we have sex and immediately feel like they are our soul mates.

I have no issues with Good Ds, I love me a good D I love me a good game with a wholesome person not only some mere D, it heals my body & mind. That’s our natural sacred God-given body call tricking us to procreate, but we shouldn’t let these big Ds control our thinking and decision-making at all.

The Dick can get you all stupid, but now that you know, watch out, if he has nothing to offer, doesn’t treat you with love and affection, doesn’t respect you, he gives you nothing more than his Dick, his pierced ears and an ass crack showing from his skinny jeans, get out of it.

Dickmatization works like voodoo it can have you eating crumbs when you can afford gluten free bread, but the good thing is, you can get out of it when you use your brain well.

Do not suck up-to a good dick, look for a man who has a full package, the guy with only a D to offer only adds to your stress and loneliness. There are good men out here with full package for you, leave the noodle eating men on viagra alone! Nothing beats a good D in combination with a good brain, it is hard to find, but its there, its not so flashy, you will need to pay good attention and have some good brain too….

…and there’s an opposite for everything you have a tight-ass vagina, just like he has his D, if he ain’ stepping up, step out, life is unfair and ONLY YOU can make it fair for yourself. Give him a good pussy work and if he doesn’t treat you right, tell him to beat it or you can beat it as well! Walk! Go! Get A Life! A perceived good dick is not everything!