Friday, 1 April 2016

Dennis Okari Finally Speaks Of Their Marriage.

It was what many awaited, both fans and naysayers to the marriage of Dennis Okari and Betty Kyallo.

A clear statement from either of them confirming or denying the rumors that their marriage was on the rocks. They two have maintained a silence choosing to ignore the different versions of their said marital problems until now, the head of the house has spoken. Dennis Okari has decided to set the record clear.

Whatever the family may be undergoing, Dennis Okari clearly still loves his wife and family and has said so quite a number of times he may not need repeating it. Here are a few choice lines he has used.

dennisokariSpending time with the little Munchkin. I love my family, the best gift God gave me @bettymuteikyallo

dennisokariNothing makes me happy like watching the two loves of my life @bettymuteikyallo #Ivanna #FeelingBlessed

Dennis Okari This is it. I can't wait to call you my wife @BettyKyalo we've been up against the wall but finally

Oh still his Twitter handle still retain the description; ‘Husband to the most beautiful girl in the world

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Thursday, 31 March 2016

Uganda's Police "Sexually" Searching Women In The Name Of Security

Ugandan police officers are not the most disciplined people in the Pearl of Africa.

We’ve seen many videos and photos of Museveni’s boys mistreating and harassing people. Unlike their Kenyan counterparts who show some level of restrain when dealing with women, the Ugandans do not.

Just recently when Besigye was being arrested, one male police officer shamelessly sat on a female MP and the vehicle drove off.

In the past few days, we’ve been seeing pictures of some police officers thoroughly caressing women in the name of security checks.

At first glance, I thought this was a male officer, but I’ve learnt that it could be a female cop. That however does not make the fondling any better.




Sunday, 27 March 2016

Betty Kyalo Clears The Air Regarding Her Marriage Rumours.

Betty Kyallo-Okari has refuted rumours doing rounds on social media that she has separated from her husband Dennis Okari.

Last week, a blog splashed that the media couple is going through a turbulent phase in their marriage.

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“KTN’s Betty Okari’s marriage to Dennis Okari hits rock bottom,” was the blog’s headline for the story that has had everyone speculating.

The publication was widely read, shared and set the agenda for social media discussion for a better part of last week through to late this week.

Some blogs even alleged that Betty Kyallo left Okari for controversial Kenyan rapper CMB Prezzo.

Fans consequently took to social media to urge the TV host to “fight for her marriage”.

Arap Kiongo: “Betty Please don’t disappoint me; fight for your marriage, nothing else matters… Fight this battle on your knees hun.”

Faith Guru: “Betty fight for what is rightfully yours keeping in mind you got a smart pretty kid who needs both her mum and dad around her. Strong women don’t give up. Don’t disappoint me and all the other fans. We love you and you are always in our prayers.”

Shikol Njuguna: “This rumour (marriage break up) is worrying me every day and praying hard that it won’t happen.”

Maddie Dola: “I honestly hope and pray that everything is right with your marriage.”

Well, Betty Okari on Twitter put to rest all the speculations and implied all is well in her marriage after a curious and intrepid fan going by the name Emily Mutwiri inquired on Friday.

“@BettyOkari is it true that you left Okari for Prezzo or that is propaganda?” posed Ms Mutwiri.

Betty replied: “Isn’t that the joke of the century! (adds three laughing emojis).”

A keen fan noted Betty’s wedding ring and even sought to put to shame the anchor’s “haters” saying her marriage is unscathed. Lucitta Gal said: “Haters die. She is wearing a ring. Happy marriage dear.”

Dennis Okari is yet to comment on the marriage break up speculations.

Well, there you have it: All indicators point towards an unimpaired marriage between Betty Kyallo and Dennis Okari who are blessed with a beautiful one-year-old daughter Ivanna.

These Are The Top Careers To Find A Wife Material.

Primary school teacher

I repeat......primary school teacher. Not secondary. Primary school teachers love children. They take good care of them. They are not the type to go clubbing and leave their children watching explicit soap operas with the horny mboch. Secondary school teachers are too stressed out from dealing with adolescent teenagers so they wont properly service your manly needs at home. Primary school teachers on the other hand are feminine, nurturing, selfless and most importantly blessedly cheap to maintain. Primo teachers don’t make much mulla so your financial status will always be above hers, guaranteeing a long and healthy relationship.

Stripper

The success of a marriage comes down to two important things – sex and money. Unhappiness always fills in where one of those lacks. Strippers are champions of earth shattering sex. They pin you down and make you cum to your last drop. And before that, you get a free show. The only major drawback is that you might have to share her. I wouldn't advise you to go this route if you are the jealous type. Money wont be a problem either. She can take care of herself
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Mboch

Maids are submissive. They ambitiously pursue domestic glory, not material goals or oneupmanship, so status competition with them will be minimal. Mboches are focussed on developing a home. They are also used to taking orders so they will simply do as you say. There'll be no instances where you say this and she says that.

A mboch has spent most of her life taking care of children so she already knows how to be a great mom and caretaker. She’s patient, wise, and unconditionally loves the people she calls family.

Nurses.

Nurses are loyal. They generally try not to fuck around so much because they understand the risks. They understand that guys are not enthusiastic about marrying women whose vaginas have played host to numerous cocks before them. They also understand that Kenyan men are coy when it comes to taking responsibility of babies. So they always insist on using protection

Another important point worth noting is that nurses are used to caring for patients. This act of service becomes ingrained in their DNA with time hence they end up caring for everyone else around them. Your nurse wife will show concern to your needs as well as those of your la familia at large. Furthermore your health condition will never deteriorate since you'll be forced to live a healthy lifestyle


Mama mboga

The biggest advantage of wifing a mama mboga is the obvious fact that there'll always be food on your table no matter how broke you are. You wont be getting those anger-laden calls of ‘Baba Johnny mbona hukuacha pesa ya nyanya na Sukuma?’. Your wife will always steal two or three leaves out of her spinach bunch and cook.

Self-employed women

Such women either posses crisp business acumen or they had a hardship in life that turned them into survivors. They found their way out and they’re finally creating a life for themselves. They’ve had to fight hard for everything they’ve had in life and because of that they’re independent and expect nothing but true equality in a relationship. They don’t need a man, or anyone else, taking care of them, but when they’re in a relationship they really give it their all.

M-PESA attendant

She is really really faithful. She writes down so many phone numbers of men yet she never calls any of them. An m-pesa attendant can beat any temptation.

Chef/cook

If her job is cooking, wife her my brother. Whether she cooks at a kibanda or at Sarova Stanley doesn't matter. Just wife her. A good meal satisfies a man's soul. Not to forget that we are currently in a society where girls are experts at lighting up shisha pots but fumblers at lighting up jikos.

Having a wife who is excellent at preparing meals also helps you gain societal respect. When visitors come to your house, they leave with endless words of praise upon mouth, thus creating a good name for your family.

Accountant

They say when you decide to marry, then let your bride be a woman who'll shield you from the sharp sword of brokeness and poverty. An accountant is used monitoring every single penny that foes in and comes out. The books must balance both at work and in the family

Model

A beautiful wife is a man's most priced possession. Other men will respect you and hold you in high regard. Models don't eat much too so your food budget will not be that high

Friday, 25 March 2016

This Signatures Of Okoa Kenya Photos Are Shocking."Even Cows Are A Part of The Signatures."

Kenyans have not had a good laugh in a while, until On Wednesday when IEBC paraded some Okoa Kenya signatures to the media.

This week the electoral body put a halt on the movement, saying they did not reach the required 1 million signatures. Of course the opposition fought back saying this was Jubilee talking not IEBC.

On Wednesday however, IEBC revealed what exactly they were dealing with, and unless Cord comes with a better response, IEBC takes the day.

It was clear that most of the signatures were forgeries, with hundreds if not thousands of them clearly done by a single person. Many lacked names or phone numbers, while the majority of signatures were simply garbage.

The one that cracked a lot of ribs is the cow(ish) drawing.

It is sad to think that it is this same opposition that wants to run the government in 2018. Collecting 1 million signatures may not have seemed like a big deal, but now that they’ve failed, it becomes a very big deal. It puts into question their capabilities.

But I’m tempted to think that the reason Cord even pushed for Okoa Kenya and went ahead to present those obvious signature forgeries to the IEBC was in the hope that the IEBC would throw out their referendum drive, so that they (IEBC) can ‘prove themselves unworthy’ of holding the next general elections.

It may seem far fetched, but Raila is a man known for clever political strategies. I would think he prefers winning wars not battles; or marathons not sprints.

But I guess they did not think Isaak Hassan would parade the awful artwork to the media.

President Kenyatta Cries In Public. See Why.

Even the rich and mighty cry. Kenya's youthful and energetic President, Uhuru Kenyatta on Monday failed to control his emotions and wept slowly as he met primary school students who paid him a courtesy call at State House, Nairobi. 

The President was seen in tears as he took the standard eight pupils who cried in Machakos after shaking his hand on a tour of State House on Monday evening. 


Esther Mwikali and her friend, Pauline Keziah, who attend Katulu Primary School in Machakos County sat in the coveted President’s chair where they chatted with the father of the nation. 


Mwikali first met Uhuru last Wednesday while he was on his way from Tala, Machakos, where he launched the Last Mile Connectivity Project. 

“Help me become a President like you sir," she told Uhuru with tears in her eyes. 


Uhuru who appeared moved by the girl’s ambitions pledged to help the girls and other students of Katulu Primary School.